Loins

Lons is the god of Japery and Oaths. He advocates never taking anything seriously, always finding the time to laugh, mocking everything, keeping to your word, and absurdism. He is characterized by fleeting mood swings, bouts of laughter, and unpredictability.

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Loins' favored weapon is whatever is in arm's reach, or an arm if you can manage that. His favored color is whatever color you hate, unless you were thinking of that, in which case it's gamboge.